...so why is he applying here? because he is clearly a masochist!
====Guild Application====
1. What is the name of your main as well as level and class?
Name: Spiggums
Level: 10 -- yes, that's right 10... I said I was a n00b
Class: Rogue
2. What is your age?
32
3. What guilds have you been with in the past, and why did you leave them, please provide as much detail as necessary.
None
4. Do you have any friends currently in Scalebane? If so, who & how do you know them?
yes!
Tullen - but he's not really my friend, despite the fact that he's added me to social networks with the label "friend". He has made this crystal clear. So I am under no illusions as to the nature of our relationship. He also made me sign a non-disclosure agreement prior to purchasing this game as a means of ensuring I do not divulge the nature of our relationship. Between you and me? Dude's a little high maintenance...
Estara - I have been known from time to time to act as her dealer. It's a shady situation, but I can't help being a pusher for some sick sick beats.
5. Are you willing to install Ventrilo, as all our raid instructions are given vocally (No Mic required at this time) as well as several UI Mods required for raiding?
Ventrilo is installed. I have even added the scalebane server information. Although I am using a shitty laptop mic. But, hey, good news everybody... my headset should arrive today or tomorrow. I am hoping this makes my schoolgirl-esque squealing a little less annoying.
6. Are you interested in raiding 25 man content on Tuesday/Thursdays 11p-1am and Saturday 11p-3am?
At such time that this is a viable thing for my character I may be interested. However, Saturdays are a no go 51 weeks a year and Thursdays can often be hit or miss.
7. Can you give us a brief summary of what your armor & weapons are like or provide a link to your armory page?
I could. But really, you can just be assured they are weak, pathetic and likely to break on me soon. A picture given today will not be the same as tomorrow. Let's just say I'm a work in progress.
8. Can you describe what raiding experience you have?
If you've read this far I'm certain you know what's going to come next... none, nada, zilch...
9. What role do you wish to perform while raiding? (Healer, Tank, DPS)
When we get to that point... I'll be whatever you want of me... no matter how dirty... just as long as I get a little cuddle time afterward...
(really, I assume we're gonna be talking DPS as a rogue... but I'm still learning... I'm trainable...)
10. What do you enjoy most about playing the game? There is no right answer here, so don''t sweat it =)
for now, I have no answer to add here... I do not have enough experience to really say there's something I enjoy most since I haven't even learned most of the game yet...
11. What made you want to apply to Scalebane?
Well, I was promised that I would find a raiding schedule which coordinated with my work schedule. This may come in handy when I get to a point where raiding is actually worth something for me.
I also planned on applying later in my WoW career. However, it seemed appropriate to apply since I suddenly found myself a member earlier this morning.
12. Are you currently applying to other guilds?
No, I'm looking for a completely monogamous relationship. Even if you're telling me you're planning to make a cuckold of me, I'll always be true.
13. Are there any situations in the past that may affect your reputation that you would like to explain?
Wow. Where to begin. I mean, there was that one time. It was late at night, I'd had a little too much to drink. Dude swore everything was on the up and... er wait... you're discussing matters in-game? Oh... no... I have no past. There is only the future, presenting me with limitless possibility to attain negative reputation.
14. Are you the original owner of your account, and are you the only one who plays your character?
Just me baby... just me...
15. Finally, tell us a little about yourself. We're first and foremost a guild about people, People > Loot. =)
dork. dj. product of the 80s. I might be the funniest person I know (although oddly no one else will agree with me on this one). A bit of a drunkard, or maybe just staying true to my Irish ancestry. pop culture enthusiast. obsessive pethead. you could call me a kinetic personality... muppet (I have bright red hair and I bounce a lot).
Riin Officer
Joined: Oct 02, 2006
Posts: 1447
Location: Robot Headquarters on Ganymede
Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:30 pm
A very charismatic application to say the least. I read it backwards, and everything was good until I got to the "do you have any friends in scalebane" part.
Good luck elsewhere.
(this post is in no way related to, or holds any weight in the actual decision made by the recruitment team in regards to your application.)
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Mileran
Joined: Sep 15, 2008
Posts: 73
Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:41 pm
Quote:
this post is in no way related to, or holds any weight in the actual decision made by the recruitment team in regards to your application.)
Riin like to put disclaimers on everything...
RIINBOT.. why r u not raiding anymore?
Quote:
(really, I assume we're gonna be talking DPS as a rogue... but I'm still learning... I'm trainable...)
Most rogues on the raiding team are water boys and the classe we send to the town when we need supplies picked up. for the classes that forgets to buy. They dont have any important roles really
Calisa Veteran
Joined: Sep 26, 2005
Posts: 4579
Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:23 pm
Mileran, remind me to gkick your alts later, k?
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Mileran
Joined: Sep 15, 2008
Posts: 73
Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:57 pm
SHIT!!! totally forgot Calisa (recruiter) plays rogue...
Ok so we have one rogue thats not entirely useless =)
Durkheim Raid Leader
Joined: Aug 09, 2005
Posts: 1988
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:13 pm
Mileran wrote:
SHIT!!! totally forgot Calisa (recruiter) plays rogue...
Ok so we have one rogue thats not entirely useless =)
Yeah we do: Durkheim is awesome.
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KautionTape
Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Posts: 239
Location: Balimore, MD
Posted:
Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:03 am
Durkheim wrote:
Mileran wrote:
SHIT!!! totally forgot Calisa (recruiter) plays rogue...
Ok so we have one rogue thats not entirely useless =)
Yeah we do: Durkheim is awesome.
I believe you're thinking of Gayten.
Calisa Veteran
Joined: Sep 26, 2005
Posts: 4579
Posted:
Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:43 am
Durkheim wrote:
Yeah we do: Durkheim is awesome.
He was...once upon a time.
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Calisa Veteran
Joined: Sep 26, 2005
Posts: 4579
Posted:
Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:43 am
Recruited!
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Durkheim Raid Leader
Joined: Aug 09, 2005
Posts: 1988
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posted:
Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:18 am
Calisa wrote:
Durkheim wrote:
Yeah we do: Durkheim is awesome.
He was...once upon a time.
At least he was once. Calisa has no one to copy anymore.
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