Malemianan
Joined: Aug 26, 2005
Posts: 214
Location: Germantown,Maryland....north of Dc
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Posted:
Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:27 pm |
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Days flow like water
Yet still no word from Blue
No hint on our new talents
C'mon Tseric just a clue!
Wait, I did say water!
Let me conjure a 20 stack.
Seems I can't do anything more,
I died, I'll just run back.
This mob resisted my Nova,
This one's immune to Fireball;
My sheep now just go wandering
I've lost my crowd Control!
O wait here comes the Warrior
Charging at me with axe held high!
I think i'll just blink outta his range
But something in my path says "No u'll die!"
I wait confused trying to understand
Why my blink would send me back
And as I stand there Hamstings land
Dead again, i'll be right back!
I dueled a warlock the other day,
He Pwned me in a matter of seconds
Common sense had told me to stay the hell away
Yet I foolishly had hope of a success.
Little did i know about his puppy that ran at me
Could eat my buffs and put me under lock.
I died with a smile of stupor on my face,
The warlock stood there /laughing back.
They told me "You do uber AoE",
So i barged into those mobs,
Then comes this Priest with his green holy light
And starts to kick some @ss.
As my health went down from the mobs attacking me
The priest just went on spamming,
"Oh i wish i were soooo in his party"
I thought as i stood there awestuck and half-dying.
I saw this Hunter horde at StV
I thought lets have some fun, again foolishly.
He has a kitty-cat and he's 2 levels below me
What can go wrong, lets not be silly!
As i ready my fireball he spotted me
And WHAM! In came the Big-Red-Kitty,
my eyes are wide fear, trying to say "WTH!"
Turns out the hunter's specced Beastmastery.
You all can guess what happened next,
The jaw went snap! the claws went rake!
The beast goes Roar! No spells can be cast.
You guessed it right, i'm just running back.
Maybe I should just spec Arcane Power
So i can pwn every now and then,
But then people will whine about my rare 4k's
How will I justify myself then?
So the story of the sad mage goes on
The tales of sorrow, the tales of respwan
The tales of total WTFPWN.
So the mage just runs on and on.
Days flow like water
Yet still no word from Blue
C'mon O! mighty Developers,
Fix some of these, now will you? |
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