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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:04 pm Reply with quote

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It''s time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I''d choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns (or in Texas...deer rifles) and grit -- that''s what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation,
under God."

2. You''ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our
National Anthem.

6. You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You''ve never burned an American flag, but would kick someone''s BUTT that did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren''t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You''d give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:32 am Reply with quote

Good post:P a+ from scribe!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:55 am Reply with quote

A+ on the forums scribe
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:56 am Reply with quote

What happened to that shot gun when some one took your last dollar?

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