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Holybob
Joined: Jun 07, 2007
Posts: 2
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:40 pm |
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This is my first post as a member of this guild so I figured I'd break the ice ; )
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree an I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a
Light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
Inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
Tighten up. |
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Soularmor
Warrior Class Leader
Joined: Aug 18, 2006
Posts: 615
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:00 pm |
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14. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. |
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Raunwynn
Veteran
Joined: Dec 24, 2005
Posts: 4235
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:25 pm |
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15. nice shoes... wanna fuck? |
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Redmonika
Death Knight Class Leader
Joined: Nov 06, 2005
Posts: 1126
Location: either work, sleeping or WoW
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:31 pm |
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16. are you from tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see |
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Redmonika
Death Knight Class Leader
Joined: Nov 06, 2005
Posts: 1126
Location: either work, sleeping or WoW
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:32 pm |
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17. Ever made out with a 70 (insert class here)? Want to? |
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Krayten
Officer
Joined: Apr 21, 2005
Posts: 2030
Location: Baltimore, MD
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:28 pm |
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| Persephonie wrote: | | 17. Ever made out with a 70 (insert class here)? Want to? |
Perse pulled this one out IRL |
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Redmonika
Death Knight Class Leader
Joined: Nov 06, 2005
Posts: 1126
Location: either work, sleeping or WoW
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:28 am |
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she laughed we made out score one for gamers everywhere:D |
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