Joined: Jul 21, 2005
Posts: 3757
Location: West Virginia
Posted:
Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:00 pm
You are a REAL West Virginian if:
1. You can properly pronounce Kanawha, Monongahela, Appalachia, Pocahantas.
2. You think people who complain about the weather in their states are
sissies.
3. You know what a holler really is.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks/pokes and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the
road)
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a WVU football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, pop, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Ford F-350 4x4 Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing or ketchup.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.
19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day.
20. No matter where or when you yell or hear "Lets Go"!! You know the
required response is to follow.
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Releih Senior Officer
Joined: Jul 21, 2005
Posts: 3757
Location: West Virginia
Posted:
Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:05 pm
1. Yes
2. Ehh....ours is milder than most states
3. Yes
4. Don't agree with this.
5. Yes
6. No (thankfully)
7. Teehee
8. Definately
9. No
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. OMG, so true, lol
13. Yes
14. Yes
15. Rather have a Benz any day
16. Yuk
17. Nope
18. Heh
19. Yes
20. Yes
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Posts: 4597
Location: Baltimore, MD
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