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Joined: Jul 26, 2005
Posts: 540
Location: Plano Texas
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Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:18 pm |
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There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life?"
The other responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus."
The other man says, "My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach."
The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, "I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach." |
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Malemianan
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Joined: Aug 26, 2005
Posts: 214
Location: Germantown,Maryland....north of Dc
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Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:33 pm |
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dont get it....so if thiers 3 men....and 2 sons?or 3 sons?or wtf..... |
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Scribe
Joined: Jul 26, 2005
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Location: Plano Texas
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Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:34 pm |
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No basically His son has 2 lovers his father heard him say they his "Lover" gave him a Car and a beach home. While in fact 1 gave him one and the Other gave him the Other. |
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Konata
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Joined: Mar 17, 2005
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Location: Baltimore, MD
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:01 am |
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FYI, I thought it was funny.  |
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Myther
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Joined: May 05, 2005
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Location: Westchester (LA), CA
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:07 pm |
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I chuckled. Keep em coming.  |
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Fallenfoe
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Joined: Apr 21, 2005
Posts: 453
Location: Pennsylvania
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:58 pm |
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Hostages
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom." |
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ArcaneTurtle
Joined: Dec 03, 2005
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